Anyone who says Ithaca isn’t classy CLEARLY has never been here on Halloween. The ladies in the short, short skirts and animal ears smoking outside the bars in the commons. Collegetown, packed to bursting on the pavement, many pausing just enough to expell the fermented contents of their stomachs in the paths of others. The TCAT smelling…well, slightly worse than usual.
Some of my favorite costumes that I personally got to witness this weekend:
Slutty minstrel.
Slutty referee.
“Whores.” No, really. That’s what this group of women decided to go as.
Marty McFly.
Max from Where the Wild Things Are (couldn’t see that one coming).
A Vegetarian (upon realizing that this identity was only a costume, the poor chap was expelled from the festivities immediately).
Jimmy Stewart from Rear Window.
Slutty Lumberjack.
What were you for Halloween? Did you see any good costumes? Leave a comment!
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Andrea and Andrew are two would-be comedians, but in actuality journalism students from Ithaca, NY. We figure it's about time our observations had a voice. We know you were thinking the same thing.
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